Nope it's a 2lb peppermint stick. I was at Cost Plus yesterday and I couldn't help myself. I saw this magical stick and had to waste $10. Think of all the useful things you can do with it.
I could rob Santa.
Feed a family of 20 for 6 months.
Use it as a tasty lgihtening rod.
A thick lightsaber.
Have fresh minty breath for every opening.
Ewwwwww, I had to read that last one twice before I figured it out. So bad.
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