New business idea part 2

I will have too much room at my Cocks and Poos pet supplies. So I am thinking of cutting the store in half and openning up the first pet supplies and full service restaurant ever, under the same name of course.

Here is the difficult time, the menu items.  At first I was thinking of specializing in only chili and hot dogs.  I woudl have to refuse anyone ordering chili and hotdog. Then, I would have to hire a bouncer to throw anyone out who tries to get both. So, that idea was out and I am trying to get some menu items together.  I got a couple of ideas:

VD:  veggie delite = veggie platter with cream yeasty sauce.

The droopy weiner:  hot dog + hot beef sandwich with soaked buns

Waffle Stix: Not just for breakfast anymore, injected syrup, with sides of ranch.....

The Dirty Sanchez: chili dog

The Fluffer Nuts:  Peanut butter and masrhmallow sandwich.

Spotted Dick in Can: Really, I have cases ready

more to come.....

My jouney to red-neckly ness.

After the longest 11 days of my life, I am finally steps closer to my journey to redneckness.

I could just see myself sitting in the front porch shining my gun.

My new toy, spend a hour laughing and cycling shells out of it.

or even better, sitting in the front yard, next to my tractor tire and hammer.

Here are some of the other recent purchases

I got these in the mail yesterday, punched myself with it, dammit, it really hurts

I been asked by everyone so far as to why I need this

all I can really say is who does not need 1000ft of paracord

NEXT PURCHASE

New Business Idea?

Was at lunch today and there was an empty store front for rent.  I thought it would be great for a pet supply store or a small diner or both.  I have the shop logo worked up.......
for the pet supplies anyways, diner logo to follow......

I guess it could be next years costume? or causal Fridays or interview suit

I ordered this about a week and a half ago thinking I had time for Halloween, but i came too late.  The good thing is, now I have something to wear on causal Fridays, to weddings, Christmas parties, etc.



My new interview suit



Scaring the crap out of the dog.

I know it's been done by others, but it smell yummy.

Bought a copy of bags of these for the dog, and they do smell good.

Peanut butter and bananas

I got to say, it's bland and taste like sawdust. (I have tasted sawdust)

Grill duck breast

The grill duck breast jerky was much butter, it was a cross between sawdust, bad jerky and salt.

My lesson of the day, went the zombies come, don't go for dog treats for food.

I found this the other day and had to share this with the world, time for a name change.

Revisit from my Old Friend / name that gay porn.

Was at the store the other day and saw my old favorite joke, but this time it was even better.

Now, name that gay porn

Two spotted dicks on top of each other and two fluffers on the side

and this one:

8 Sausages in a jar, very close together